Guide to being a better bastard 1

Not much to say except you will have to ask me personally how much of this series is true and how much is just elaboration or completely bullshit.

Really?

Did we really need another showing of Twilight? Aren't there plenty of the DVDs in the bargain bin of Best Buy?

The Prank Police

Excessive force indeed. But if that egg don't get off I'm going to go punisher style on some punks.

Happy Halloween loves, be safe.

Sick Together

Well, I think I am on schedule this week. Sorry for the missing days. Hopefully (unless I get a new job--hope!) I will be able to easily keep up the 3 a week schedule from here on out.

Anyway. I should do something for Halloween. We'll see.

The Nobel Dog Show

I'm a little late to the punch. But here we go. The reason I made Obama-Dog was to actively goof on the current events.

I hope people don't take it that seriously. It's the Presidents face on a dog's body. The idea behind Obama dog is to make people laugh at politics first, then make people think about them and talk about them, opening new dialog. That's the whole point. So to answer a frequently asked question: no, I have nothing against Obama. I simply feel as a weekly cartoonist, I have some obligation to make humor at his expense.

So please, don't read too much politics into it or else I will have to stop making Obama-Dog strips because given the timeframe in which I make these, I have no time to walk on egg shells. We have nice things, lets not ruin them.

Anyway finally: GUESS THE CARICATURES TIME! The two other dogs in the final panel are other Nobel Prize winners. They're well done this time, you should have no problem if you know politics at all.

When Karma Works

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing idea man Adam Lyle! Whoooo!

Give the man some love. Broad caricature of him as the dubious 'first guy."

The Sliding Scale of Cute Vs Creepy (Thanks, Twilight)

Sorry for being late...again! First, my PC's health. Then MINE! Thankfully I'm hoped up on plenty of IB Proufen and antibiotics. Hopefully a few days of taking it easy and this will make my malady get better.

All things consider, I may have proven that sickness can move from computer to human. I had a punchline for this but it may make for better comic fodder. Next week kids.

Anyway, I'm probably late to the Twilight Riff. I saw the movie on a date and while I was to busy with her to much consider the movie in depth, reviewing this scene in my mind produced this.

Hopefully--for you--I will see the next movie on a date and produce a hilarious observation for you in a timely manner.