Saturday, June 27, 2009

RIP MICHAEL JACKSON!

In loving memory.

Bonus points to whomever can point out exactly who the guy in the last panels are. I figure it's funny enough without knowing but those who know who he is will get an extra kick like I do.

Monday, June 15, 2009

ATTN: Those whom it may concern. 

UNION TUFFM (The United Fraterny for Manhood) has released this memo concerning a certain term relating to deeply personal relationships between its members: 

"Bromances" as aforementioned deeply interpersonal relationships between its members arefor herethow under penatly of Article 103 Action of the Man Bilaws, which I will recite as printed in the original Declaration of Manhood:

Article 103) Any specified practice or verbiage used that has been deemed under punishment of this law will not be tolerated under any circumstance and may result in penalty small as suspension of Man License or great as permanent banishment from our fraternity and events, benefits, and rights contained therein resulting in public declaration that you no longer wish to be referred to by your male name and further, male pronouns (him, his, ect e. all) . Such practices finding themselves under this law have one or more of the following characteristics

a) A large female following that requires attendance or service without promise of sexual performances afterwards (ex, chick flicks).
b) Something the majority deems inherently "feminine" or "gay"
c) Anything written by the Twilight chick. 

At our last congregation, the majority of the TUFFM Senators and Members felt need to make comment on the increasingly common 'bromance' resulting in speculation of such actions falling under Article 103.b. 

During the meeting the term 'bromance' itself was lambasted as "toolish" and "cliche" which were met with chuckles stifled only by the serious nature of our discussion.Furthermore, popularly cited 'bromances' such as TRL Host Carson Daily and Actor Ashton Kutcher were denounced as heresy and the committee agreed to the immediate suspension of rights. While harsher punishments were considered and pushed for, one senators cry "He's doing Demi Moore!" was met with resounding approval. A specific memo has been sent to each party informing them of there discharge along with a strict list of activites they should perform to be welcomed back into Manhood. 

As a warning to all memembers, we are currently in investigation of notable 'bromances' and will be quick to discharge members of ill conduct concluding the sending of this memo. As of this writing offical "Bromances" are under penatly of Article 103. The committee however, encourages "Homies" "Buddies" and "Best Friends" status amongst your peers.

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

STOP! COVER TIME!


I did the cover to the comic book today. I think it turned out well. I wish my scanner was a little nicer cuz by inks always come out pixilated and crunchy but usually I shrink it down a bit the problems go away.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

WHO WANTS TO BE OBAMA'S DOG??

This comic turned out kinda well.

More adventures of OBAMA DOG next week!

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Bad Taste Theater 6


Futurama Suicide Booths, taken in a different direction.

Also, this is probably one of my best colored strips so far. The contrasts between cool and warm colors makes things super clear and easy to read. You ALMOST don't have to click the thumbnail to see it.

This makes me proud.

NEXT WEEK WE WILL FIND OUT WHO WILL BE OBAMA'S DOG!!!!!!!!

Friday, May 15, 2009

Nowak The Viking!


Sorry I'm late guys. I'm doing 3 of these at a time to see if I can't get this off my mind for 3 weeks. I want to focus on Midget-Man and give it that final push to get done.

Friday, May 08, 2009

Next Week: Nowak the Viking RETURNS!


Meantime, Here is a redid version of his lil intro card.

I fixed up some line colors, changed the background and basically made it much much closer to the style i was shooting for. Still can't match Frank Franzetta but well. Few can! The mans a genius and only those bold can dare hold a candle to him. Sadly I cannot, so low, my candle stay. But I'd like to think I nailed the attitude.